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Thursday, July 29, 2010

this is Harry Potter post #1



"Just then, Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a large canary."



As many people may know, I am a large fan of Harry Potter. This is one of my favorite lines in all of the books, written in the Goblet of Fire, the fourth novel of the seven. Specifically, in Chapter Twenty-One (The House Elf Liberation Front) page 367, line 9.

It just makes me smile. One of the small things.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

This post is titled Stupid Idiots Aren't Worth My Time.

So the other day I was playing tennis (Disclaimer: I am not a tennis player.) in summer school when a group of high school age guys walked by the courts. Bros. I didn't really notice them until one in front shouted out something like:

"Hey look! Some (inserted gay/mentally disabled etc... profanity here) playing tennis. Hahaha, what losers."

Because of course, our playing is displeasing them, so they have to share it. (I was confused as well.)
Our coach, who was standing closest to the foul-mouthed ruffians, shouted:

"You're a moron!"

I expected some kind of threat- he is a teacher after all- but still, I was glad he let the kid know what was up. Unfortunately, this tough guy was not afraid of our coach, and so shouted:

"Yeah? And you're an old fuck trying to play tennis!"

Yes, he actually said this.

"Well you're still a moron!"

And at that, they left, probably off to torment some people buying a sandwich or something. Through all of this, I stayed silent. I wish I hadn't, though. If I had had time to think about my answer, it would have gone like this:

Bros: "Hey look! Some (inserted gay/mentally disabled etc... profanity here) playing tennis. Hahaha, what losers."

Me: "Oh look, Its some idiots who feel the need to insult others to make their own lives seem better. Why don't you go tell a gay joke, a I'm sure it's the only thing distracting you from the fact that you will probably end up working a minimum wage job in a life filled with drugs, alcohol, and most likely, depression."

At which point they would try to respond, leading me to add
"No no no, don't fret. You see, I understand! I can imagine the vulgar, asinine, unoriginal comment you've formed in your tiny brain, and trust me it won't make a difference in my life. Because the truth is that in reality you're an insignificant little boy who isn't worth mine or any of these peoples' time.

So please, keep your comments to yourself and have a nice day, because you're spoiling it for the rest of us."

If I had had the time, I would have said all that. But unfortunately, the best comebacks are always created too late.

Until then, at least the bullies know that they are morons. It'll do for now.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Things I have a thing for:

binary.
random facts.
haikus.
apples to apples.

SO...

01001111 01110010 01101001 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00001101 00001010
01001011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00101101 01000001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110010 01101011 01100101 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110011
01000110 01110010 01110101 01101001 01110100 00100000 01010011 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101011 00101110 00100000 01011001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00101100 00100000 01000110 01110010 01110101 01101001 01110100 00100000 01010011 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101011

This, my friends, is a haiku written about a random fact and then translated into binary.

If you're wondering where Apples to Apples fits in, just remember: INSIDE THE SUN.